Thursday, February 26, 2009

How to Become A Celebrity


Start off as beautiful as possible. There is nothing that you could do to change this, but try your best. Have some type of personality, and try to be memorable. Have some type of talent, something that will make people look at you. Try and reach many people, and have many people know your name. You never know who is holding what opportunity.
Keep smiling, you never know when someone might be taking your picture. Ask around, there might be publicists, and managers who think you have potential, and would like to help you reach stardom. Lend your face where ever asked. If there is an audition, you should be first on line. Have a blog like this one, so people can be influenced by you over the internet. Do something completely outrageous, like streaking at a Jets game. Forget the underpants sometime, and wear loose tops. Be witty and funny, or be dumb and funny, as long as your funny. Stay famous.